2013 Ruby Quotes


In 2008, shortly after she began talking, Steve and I started capturing Ruby’s funny quotes in a Twitter account (@areyoubewhy if you’d like to follow it). Here are the tweets from 2013 – all are her exact words.

Can you send a note to the past? No? Well then I assign you to try! 1/9/2013
Know what’s my favorite part of the whole universe? Space! It’s so interesting. 1/27/2013
I like cash… It’s fun to do math with. 2/6/2013
Papa, stop looking mischievous! 2/16/2013
I’m NOT hungry like the wolf. I’m the opposite of that. 2/24/2013
I have five hearts, four for holding love and one for pumping blood. And I have one more besides, just for fun. 3/9/2013
I’m going on a fart walk. 3/20/2013
People from fierce tribes do not need a snuggle. 4/9/2013
Speaking of brunch: people in Portland eat a LOT of brunch. 4/20/2013
No one argues with THIS side of the sponge. Nobody dares pick a fight with the scrubby side. 4/22/2013
Anarchy is like trying to weave threads without a loom. 5/1/2013
Sicko peppeea bruh! 5/1/2013
I’d love to have a map of where poor people live and go on a scavenger hunt and give them money! 5/16/2013
My favorite is Jar-Jar. He’s so funny! The way he SPEAKS! 6/2/2013
It’s the code to my secret laboratory / love-related storage room. 9/21/2013
Here are my favorite things: death, evil, and reading. 10/19/2013
Where should I put the dried-up science? 10/20/2013
I can’t go downstairs right now. It smells like yucky science. 10/20/2013
My top 3 weirdest stories are: sick at Christmas, when I broke my arm, and when I couldn’t fall asleep until midnight. 10/20/2013
I want to make cancer history! [after hearing a sponsor message on NPR] 10/30/2013
Nothing is as beautiful as death. 11/3/2013
She’s very tricky. Just like me. 11/12/2013
No. My lucky number is zero. 11/15/2013
When I grow up I want to be a robot programmer, and also design fuels for them. 11/20/2013
Papa, I have a gross secret: I like to smell my own farts. 11/28/2013