{"id":325,"date":"2015-06-25T15:28:50","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T22:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2015-06-25T15:28:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T22:28:50","slug":"2013-ruby-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/2013-ruby-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"2013 Ruby Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"2012-06-10_ruby-clothing-swap\"<\/a><\/p>\n

In 2008,\u00a0shortly after she began talking, Steve and I started\u00a0capturing Ruby’s\u00a0funny quotes in a Twitter account (@areyoubewhy<\/a> if you’d like to follow it). Here are the tweets\u00a0from 2013 – all are her exact words.<\/p>\n

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Can you send a note to the past? No? Well then I assign you to try!<\/td>\n1\/9\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Know what’s my favorite part of the whole universe? Space! It’s so interesting.<\/td>\n1\/27\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I like cash… It’s fun to do math with.<\/td>\n2\/6\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Papa, stop looking mischievous!<\/td>\n2\/16\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m NOT hungry like the wolf. I’m the opposite of that.<\/td>\n2\/24\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I have five hearts, four for holding love and one for pumping blood. And I have one more besides, just for fun.<\/td>\n3\/9\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m going on a fart walk.<\/td>\n3\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
People from fierce tribes do not need a snuggle.<\/td>\n4\/9\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Speaking of brunch: people in Portland eat a LOT of brunch.<\/td>\n4\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No one argues with THIS side of the sponge. Nobody dares pick a fight with the scrubby side.<\/td>\n4\/22\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Anarchy is like trying to weave threads without a loom.<\/td>\n5\/1\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sicko peppeea bruh!<\/td>\n5\/1\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’d love to have a map of where poor people live and go on a scavenger hunt and give them money!<\/td>\n5\/16\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My favorite is Jar-Jar. He’s so funny! The way he SPEAKS!<\/td>\n6\/2\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It’s the code to my secret laboratory \/ love-related storage room.<\/td>\n9\/21\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Here are my favorite things: death, evil, and reading.<\/td>\n10\/19\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Where should I put the dried-up science?<\/td>\n10\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I can’t go downstairs right now. It smells like yucky science.<\/td>\n10\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My top 3 weirdest stories are: sick at Christmas, when I broke my arm, and when I couldn’t fall asleep until midnight.<\/td>\n10\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I want to make cancer history!\u00a0[after hearing a sponsor message on NPR]<\/td>\n10\/30\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nothing is as beautiful as death.<\/td>\n11\/3\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
She’s very tricky. Just like me.<\/td>\n11\/12\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No. My lucky number is zero.<\/td>\n11\/15\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
When I grow up I want to be a robot programmer, and also design fuels for them.<\/td>\n11\/20\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Papa, I have a gross secret: I like to smell my own farts.<\/td>\n11\/28\/2013<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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