{"id":321,"date":"2015-06-25T15:21:02","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T22:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/?p=321"},"modified":"2015-06-25T15:21:02","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T22:21:02","slug":"2011-ruby-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/2011-ruby-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"2011 Ruby Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"2010-03-05<\/a><\/p>\n

In 2008,\u00a0shortly after she began talking, Steve and I started\u00a0capturing Ruby’s\u00a0funny quotes in a Twitter account (@areyoubewhy<\/a> if you’d like to follow it). Here are the tweets\u00a0from 2011 – all are her exact words.<\/p>\n

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When I grow up I’m going to make a restaurant and it’s going to be free there to get stuff. You should name it Rainbow Point Restaurant.<\/td>\n1\/2\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You’re not crazy. How many times do I have to tell you you’re not crazy?<\/td>\n1\/12\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Roller derby’s better than soccer! The best thing that I like about roller derby is that they skate.<\/td>\n1\/16\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m an alien who can turn into a vampire. I have alientalk powers and haunted powers.<\/td>\n1\/26\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I wish my stuffed animals would come alive. I’m going to watch and see if it comes alive. Why isn’t it alive?<\/td>\n2\/1\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m pretending to be God.<\/td>\n2\/6\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hoist! Hoist the contraption!<\/td>\n2\/14\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You don’t want love up your nose. It’s just like water.<\/td>\n2\/15\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m the Aerialista Princess of Lions. I’m the special-est.<\/td>\n3\/6\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Soon, you should take away all my games on the iPad and replace them with MATH GAMES. I’m going to be Math Girl.<\/td>\n3\/7\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pancake fluff is such a fun material.<\/td>\n3\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m a very focused child. I focus on what I’m watching. I only like Cecelia’s silly words. I never talk out of turn.<\/td>\n3\/14\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It’s a dew drop fairy day! And you’re my dew drop daddy.<\/td>\n3\/23\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
When I grow up I’m going to be a math teacher during the day and a rock star on the weekend.<\/td>\n3\/26\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you think robots could be teachers? Like, they could say somebody’s name and beep if they’re right. That would be cool.<\/td>\n3\/28\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They must think we’re idiots.<\/td>\n4\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Some of these people are too pretty to be smoking. They’re going to start as Princesses, then be jokers, then garbage men, then trash.<\/td>\n4\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I love you as much as garbage stinks.<\/td>\n4\/10\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Out of all the rainbow colors, my most favorite of my favorite colors is blue. And red. And yellow.<\/td>\n4\/12\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I counted to a thousand today. At naptime. In my head. And it was longer than that, naptime was.<\/td>\n4\/13\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I-6 is just a little harder to drive on [than I-5]. It’s a setting.<\/td>\n4\/15\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m going to rename my fort to Butterfly Bakery Attack Watchout. It watches for spies.<\/td>\n4\/18\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
West Seattle is really a country, a lot. Because it’s west of Seattle.<\/td>\n4\/25\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Papa, are we upside down right now?<\/td>\n5\/1\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
These shoes feel great. They make me look six. And this feels like a six-year-old dress.<\/td>\n5\/5\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I think when Evan grows up, he’s gonna steal things.<\/td>\n5\/14\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NO! It’s NOT a race! And I’m going to win.<\/td>\n5\/28\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m actually the princess robot.<\/td>\n6\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Aaaah it’s a slug! AND IT’S LOOKING AT ME!<\/td>\n6\/19\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
[Completely out of the blue, without context:] Vacuum or motorcycle: which one\u00a0wins?<\/td>\n6\/19\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I was being sarcastic.<\/td>\n7\/7\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Papa, what if someone doesn’t know what sarcastic means?<\/td>\n7\/7\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Four to two!? I can’t believe it! #seattlestorm #doesntgetbasketballyet<\/td>\n7\/10\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cotton candy turns into air so I don’t often eat it. [picture<\/a>]<\/td>\n7\/10\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I am greatly disguised! [picture<\/a>]<\/td>\n7\/16\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Oh! Mama, Oong Goonggoong texted me. She says, “Where are you?”<\/td>\n7\/29\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They put a straw in my drink to make it look grand.<\/td>\n7\/31\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m gonna be five things: an artist, a builder, a sailor, a dancer, and a person that works at a hospital.<\/td>\n8\/3\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Whenever I burp, the sparkles go up my nose and it really hurts.<\/td>\n8\/6\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m Lava Sister. I live in a volcano! Want me to shoot a volcano in your face?<\/td>\n8\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(Singing) Time heals aaaaanything … except if your leg’s chopped off.<\/td>\n8\/12\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A lotta knots go into contraptions.<\/td>\n8\/20\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’ve always longed to dress like a ninja.<\/td>\n9\/4\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
If you don’t believe me, I’m going to do some weird, annoying dancing.<\/td>\n9\/13\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What can I lick other than everything else?<\/td>\n9\/16\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(singing) … alcohoooollll … come to Paaaapaaaaaa….<\/td>\n9\/17\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m a bulldozer of Amazons.<\/td>\n9\/23\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The blood is very poisonous in ninja pumpkins. So I have to clean it up right away.<\/td>\n9\/30\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’ve got a pattern I want to draw. I really need to get it out of my head.<\/td>\n10\/9\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Guess who my favorite family member is (besides Mama and Papa)? Smoke Detector! Because Smoke Detector keeps me safe.<\/td>\n10\/25\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I don’t usually say what I’m thinking. That’s how you win.<\/td>\n11\/8\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Whenever I hear “contraption” I get really excited. ‘Cuz I MAKE contraptions!<\/td>\n11\/15\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m going to keep my mouth open *all* night.<\/td>\n11\/20\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gentle whimpers come from sad animals.<\/td>\n11\/22\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mama, what’s the best part about the world? Math. Math is the best part of what you have to learn. It’s the most important part.<\/td>\n11\/22\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Something I know about skydiving is: always clean up after your skydiving.<\/td>\n11\/22\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
All the little kitty will do is spelunk in your heart. It’s looking for love.<\/td>\n11\/24\/2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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