{"id":213,"date":"2009-01-12T10:32:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T17:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2009-01-12T10:32:26","modified_gmt":"2009-01-12T17:32:26","slug":"recent-twitters-about-ruby-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mynameisruby.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/recent-twitters-about-ruby-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Twitters about Ruby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are family-related tweets from me, Steve, and Ruby from the past two months. <!--more--><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"10\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 14<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">With the witches. You play with them. Dring drong drong. You can play dring drong with those cards, yeah.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 14<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Witches play with it, not people. It&#8217;s allowed for witches because it&#8217;s not for ladies. Sorry, you can&#8217;t play with it.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 15<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate made an awesome hashbrown &amp; bacon pizza for my birthday breakfast in bed!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 16<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I just made awesome pumpkin biscuits stuffed with turkey, pineapple and peas, and I didn&#8217;t even use a recipe. Ruby helped with the cutting.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 16<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Thanks to Kate for a great birthday week! Next year, she has my permission to do nothing more than pizza and a sci-fi movie rental.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 18<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Had our flu shots today &amp; Ruby was totally calm. My strategy of treating her like an adult &amp; explaining it all ahead of time paid off.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 18<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/mjic\" target=\"_blank\">This image<\/a>, of Ruby&#8217;s choice and location for her toilet-training-reward-stamp, totally made my day.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 18<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby can now squeeze hard enough when she&#8217;s hugging that I need to ask her to ease up a bit.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby fell at the playground yesterday, and hasn&#8217;t really used her left hand since then. So, this morning Kate is taking her for x-rays.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Looks like Ruby has a broken wrist. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby actually has a broken radius (arm). Children&#8217;s is the only place around that&#8217;ll fix a 2.5 year old so we&#8217;re @ the ER.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby is her usual self and hardly minds the broken bone&#8230; it&#8217;s not being allowed to eat that she doesn&#8217;t like!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Broken radius, love of spinach&#8230; she sure takes after her Papa!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m Doctor Ruby. I fix guys. I fix women. I actually fix kids what have broken bones.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 20<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">The 2nd x-rays showed 2 broken bones, but they didn&#8217;t need to be moved or re-set. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/pSwF\" target=\"_blank\">Ruby&#8217;s OK &amp; in a splint<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 21<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">She&#8217;s coming home, my friend. Ooong Goonggoong. She&#8217;s coming home because she&#8217;s all done with her day.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 23<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">It&#8217;s sticky-hand-fighting time!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 25<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/11KMm\" target=\"_blank\">Ruby got a cast put on today<\/a> (she&#8217;ll wear it for three weeks). Her bones are much more protected now.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 25<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Godzilla just walks on by.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 26<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">It&#8217;s time for moustaches! When moustaches are up on here, I have a moustache.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 27<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m thankful for when I used to be a grown-up.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 28<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">We could do&#8230; a tackling stretch!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 29<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Besides supertaster test strips, I&#8217;ve never had anything in my mouth as bitter as rapini. Steve, on the other hand, ate the whole plate.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 30<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby did a great job cheering on the half marathoners. She shook her tambourine for 30 mins until her hand got sore, then switched to bells.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Nov 30<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Bought a whole crab at the grocery store to crack with Ruby for lunch. Also teaching her the difference between endo- and exoskeletons.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 3<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m in my M.I.A. house. I don&#8217;t get to see you &#8217;cause I&#8217;m closing up the room.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 7<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">christmas tree day with kate and ruby. 6 ft noble fir from the boyscouts down the block. now we&#8217;re star-topper shopping.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 7<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby is beat-boxing in the back seat.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 9<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">My friend I married-she had an old house &amp; she moved into a new house. Oong Goonggoong. She had a teeny tiny baby who came out of her tummy.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 10<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\"> Zacharie I love you! Play with your toys gently. Play with them and don&#8217;t rip them. Hello. I love you! Kee-koo!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 11<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Today (for the 1st time) I watched Ruby delay gratification, waiting &gt; 10 min to eat an advent calendar chocolate, then eating it v. slowly.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 12<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m eating a spider. A ham spider. It has good flavors.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 13<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">The deposit is paid so it&#8217;s official: Ruby starts a 20-hr\/week montessori preschool on Jan 5. Earlier than we thought, but it&#8217;s a good time.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 15<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby&#8217;s up in Canada for a few days with her grandparents, having some pre-Christmas fun (baking, Santa, etc). I miss my afternoon nap cam.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 17<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby&#8217;s cast is off! She was a little skittish when the saw came out, but it took less than a minute to cut her cast off.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 18<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Left work early so that I could take Ruby sledding and it was TOTALLY AWESOME. Bonus points for ride-the-papa style and bouncing off fences.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 19<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\"> When I was a <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/EPWX%29%3Cbr%3E%3C\/a%3E\" target=\"_blank\">Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz<\/a>, I was real.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 19<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m Mickey the Pilot. My plane breaks. I fix it, yeah. Mickey the Pilot is a big girl.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 21<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby insisted that our snowman have a penis.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 21<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Spent 3 hours in the snow this morning: sledding, shoveling sidewalks, building snowman and snow fort\/tunnel. My reward: chili and beer!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 22<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m painting my butt! I&#8217;m all painty.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 24<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I have a video of Johnny Cash in the snow. He likes the snow, yeah. I have a picture of him making a snowman.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 25<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Overheard @ Christmas dinner (my grandmother): &#8220;No way I&#8217;m putting those things up my nose. Some things I do, and some things I don&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 25<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Christmas is dying. When is Christmas done dying?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 25<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m full of sugar and crumbs.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 30<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">At the Family Pancake House after a day of sledding @ the pass. Best run: triple decker (Steve, then me, &amp; Ruby on top).<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Dec 31<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby had a friend over for a sleepover last night. We were awakened this morning by 2 toddlers riffing on &#8220;Twinkle Twinkle Little Star&#8221;.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 1<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Apparently the &#8220;surprise&#8221; part of the a Kinder Surprise can sometimes be a child throwing up in her bed. And then your bed.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 2<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Put Ruby&#8217;s fingerpainted artwork inside a fancy frame and it looks freakin&#8217; awesome. Seriously, it&#8217;s perfect for our living room.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 4<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate and Ruby report <a href=\"http:\/\/phodroid.com\/v8qxse\" target=\"_blank\">excellent snowman conditions<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 5<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby started her first day of every-day preschool today. It&#8217;s a brand-new class in a brand-new school and so far, it&#8217;s all girls.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 5<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Kate<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">When asked to name a favorite toy, Ruby said, &#8220;my hammer!&#8221; That&#8217;s my girl!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 6<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Ruby<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I&#8217;m Ruby the Rancher. I&#8217;m going to the cornfield. I work with cows too. And I just worked with them in my room.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Jan 6<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">Steve<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p style=\"margin: 5px\">I find it very satisfying to walk around the house, turning off lights. 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